Provide the Entertainment!
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Provide the Entertainment!

By |Published On: 14th December 2015|

This article is an external press release originally published on the Landlord News website, which has now been migrated to the Just Landlords blog.

Are you heading to any awkward family parties this year? Avoid being a turkey with one of these festive gags!

 

Why couldn’t the elf put up his Christmas tree?

Santa's Elf relaxes on an edge - 3D render.

Because of elf and safety!

 

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Two snowmen are stood in a field. One says to the other: “Can you smell carrots?”

 

What kind of paper likes music?

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Wrapping paper

 

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!

Lost!

 

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

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Snowballs

About the Author: Em Morley (she/they)

Em is the Content Marketing Manager for Just Landlords, with over five years of experience writing for insurance and property websites. Together with the knowledge and expertise of the Just Landlords underwriting team, Em aims to provide those in the property industry with helpful resources. When she’s not at her computer researching and writing property and insurance guides, you’ll find her exploring the British countryside, searching for geocaches.

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